i think all Americans secretly hope that some foreign power will try to occupy our country just lowkey wishing a motherfucker would
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Wolverines!
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Worked for the Swiss, not so much for Sweden. They had to go ahead and invent the biathlon.
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(Biathlon: Some skiing, shoot an invading Russian, ski some more, shoot another Russian soldier. Ski, shoot, ski, shoot.)
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It’s why the Japanese didn’t even consider the possibility. “A rifle behind every blade of grass.” Yamamoto.
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Foolishly doing national defense twice by having an Army.
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