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    1. blissfully married srav‏ @thesravaka 13 Dec 2020

      ingroup person of the year, round 1 has finished. congrats to the winners, endless self-doubt to the losers. round 2 begins, with eight alive: @browserdotsys @Thinkwert @selentelechia @literalbanana @liminal_warmth @eigenrobot @acidshill @chaosprime polls below.pic.twitter.com/Ae8z98w6ve

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    2. blissfully married srav‏ @thesravaka 13 Dec 2020

      round 2, bout 9. the robot known as @browserdotsys goes up against the image lord @Thinkwert, but who will win?

      2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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    3. blissfully married srav‏ @thesravaka 13 Dec 2020

      round 2, bout 10. will @selentelechia take revenge against the @literalbanana for defeating her child?

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    4. blissfully married srav‏ @thesravaka 13 Dec 2020

      round 2, bout 11, the two closest matches of round 1 finished the survivors crawl forth to do battle once again. will the extraordinary @eigenrobot or the chaos pope @liminal_warmth triumph?

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    5. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth 13 Dec 2020
      Replying to @thesravaka @eigenrobot

      @eigenrobot, as many of you know, is one of my oldest, dearest friends, and nothing would make me happier than being able to tease him FOREVER about losing a popularity contest despite having many times my follower numbers. Please vote accordingly.

      3 replies 0 retweets 52 likes
    6. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth 13 Dec 2020
      Replying to @liminal_warmth @thesravaka @eigenrobot

      A thread of good reasons to vote for me instead of Eigen: 1. I actually read and reply to my DMs. 2. I will never try to store a motorcycle with a full gasoline tank in your living room, and Eigen has shown he might. 3. I will never set your house on fire while mining bitcoin.

      3 replies 0 retweets 52 likes
    7. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth 13 Dec 2020
      Replying to @liminal_warmth @thesravaka @eigenrobot

      4. I will not refuse to pay for half of your cookies and then EAT THE WHOLE BOX when you're not looking. Eigen has and will. 5. Eigen will be a father soon, and the glory of winning this contest might be a distraction from taking care of his baby. You don't want that, do you?

      1 reply 0 retweets 34 likes
    8. CfBundy‏ @cfbundy2 13 Dec 2020
      Replying to @liminal_warmth @thesravaka @eigenrobot

      you could have made these up and I'd still believe them

      1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
    9. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth 13 Dec 2020
      Replying to @cfbundy2 @thesravaka @eigenrobot

      THEY'RE ALL TRUE

      1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
    10. CfBundy‏ @cfbundy2 13 Dec 2020
      Replying to @liminal_warmth @thesravaka @eigenrobot

      Your arguments are persuasive and have won my vote. I would not be pleased with this perpetual troll trolling his way into a win.

      1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2020
      Replying to @cfbundy2 @liminal_warmth @thesravaka

      hilariously Lim is the one of us who is the more genuine troll i just kind of went around doing things that seemed like good ideas at the time

      11:32 AM - 13 Dec 2020
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        2. CfBundy‏ @cfbundy2 13 Dec 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @liminal_warmth @thesravaka

          eating someones box of cookies seems like a troll tactic to me

          1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2020
          Replying to @cfbundy2 @liminal_warmth @thesravaka

          i just really like thin mints and we were short on food because we were playing WoW 18 hours a day and not going to the store and i was so young and so hungry

          1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
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