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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted blissfully married srav

    if you had told me in my freshman year of college that almost two decades later my best friend and I would be judged by hundreds of internet ghosts in a head-to-head vote im not sure what I would have thought whoever loses is going to have it held over their head forever thohttps://twitter.com/thesravaka/status/1338168965881847810 …

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    blissfully married srav @thesravaka
    round 2, bout 11, the two closest matches of round 1 finished the survivors crawl forth to do battle once again. will the extraordinary @eigenrobot or the chaos pope @liminal_warmth triumph?
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    • zywiec dobry 🪡 Emily / aiju 😭 Professor Duckington XXIV Elodes of the Morning Sun Stephen with more cursed knowledge paul the dog Sine Mora
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2020

        eigenrobot Retweeted blissfully married srav

        https://twitter.com/thesravaka/status/1338208025140748291 …

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        blissfully married srav @thesravaka
        Replying to @eigenrobot @goblinodds
        agreed. the voters seem to think they should vote for whomever they like most, when the real win is to vote for the funniest outcome.
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      2. 𐎀𐎃𐎄𐎟𐎋𐎇𐎅‏ @suchaone 13 Dec 2020
        Replying to @default_friend @eigenrobot

        internet people stay young forever

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      1. Jonathan "Mad Monk" Parks‏ @findingkazi 13 Dec 2020
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        There can only b 1.

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2020

        hohohohoho

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      2. :•:‏ @ollyrobot 13 Dec 2020
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        > 2 decades Wat I figured ~32 max

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      3. :•:‏ @ollyrobot 13 Dec 2020
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        This gives me an odd kind of hope for my ability to maintain shitposter energy into my later life

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      1. David Banks‏ @DavidBancz 13 Dec 2020
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        It's a particular sort of fame.

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      1. レザロックス‏ @rezzealaux 13 Dec 2020
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        You are old, @chaosprime is old, probably a few others are old I'm old Oh no

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