Trump being convinced to keep quiet actually the weakest point of the story here
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in fact invalidates the story. i was so ready to believe
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they came here, saw scooby snacks on the supermarket shelves, got super excited and bought some, only to find out it's all fucking gummies and they decided we weren't ready I might be projecting...pic.twitter.com/jc2fRpwLpK
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With that picture on the box, can you blame them for expecting something much better, like dog meat jerky?

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When Trump got elected i said we’re going get visited by aliens, it’s too funny not to happen. Partial credit i guess.
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Fuck it, yeah, this is better than the monolith
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he only says the aliens "stopped him from doing so". nothing about a negotiation. could just be a tiny person in the chest of robot trump after he got covid.
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