remains hilarious to me when simple queries take hours to execute in distant future sci fi come on writers mapreduce has been around for decades
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sisko would have been a better president than obama
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the greatest thread in forum history, locked after 184739 posts
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writers fuck up and make phenomenon incorrectly plural amateurish
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are there any star trek episodes where someone suggests a bunch of fake jargon to make systems do something that saves everyone and some doomsayer says "no fool that could tear us into a million pieces" and then they're right and the ship is destroyed
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they gotta do this sometime or its not credible
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one time out of five redirecting subspace capacitation from the impulse fluctuators has to destroy the fabric of reality just good narrative practice
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fucked up that everyone goes and walks around to bars and stuff in the space station when in fact everyone would realistically be in their rooms fucking off on twitter
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i saw this link on twitter recently, don't remember exactly where but it's relevant to this line of thought and you might enjoy: http://urbanhonking.com/ideasfordozens/2013/05/14/ipads-in-space-star-treks-internet-free-future/ …
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man I had a newton for a while
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