sirens but its wholesome Midwestern ladies in flannel luring you into their cabins with pie convincing you to stay a while and get warm eventually you find yourself doing some chores around the house over her protests bc she's just been so hospitable https://twitter.com/HumungusEternal/status/1330373815868813317 …
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before you know it you have a beard and your own flannels and 5 sturdy children
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if Odysseus had met this kind of siren he never would've gone home instead he got murder sluts
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the greeks were super concerned about the ability of women to lure men to their deaths but *smart* women play the long game lure him to his death, sure....AFTER you've gotten his babies and several decades of economic and emotional support
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lure him to his death...
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...bed, surrounded by his friends and family, after a long life well-lived
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Odysseus spent TEN YEARS fighting gods and the elements to get back to Penelope who was the real siren, hmm?
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weren't about eight of those ten years spent banging calypso and circe though?
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I really need to write up my Odyssey commentary
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Or rather edit my extremely telegraphic draft into something intelligible to more people than
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