say your uplifted cat is a longhaired breed that needs to be trimmed every so often are you compelled to buy your cat clothes when it has been trimmed
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is your uplifted cat responsible for washing itself when it gets dirty outside
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is it erotic to forcibly wash your uplifted cat when they refuse to take their own bath
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is your uplifted cat responsible for doing its own laundry
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should you be embarrassed if you find your uplifted cat rolling around in your dirty laundry
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should you be embarrassed if your uplifted cat asks to wear your clothes
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should your uplifted cat be embarrassed if you get cat fur on your clothes
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h/t to the inestimable
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Replying to @eggprophet @eigenrobot
good poll thread here's a question: would you uplift your cat if you knew that she'd vividly remember everything she'd ever seen you do
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