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    1. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman 19 Nov 2020

      That was exactly how I felt when I witnessed a cinematic affront to mankind similar to that salaryman gangbang scene. No, the friendly Canadian uncle wasn’t @bmarchant3. It was Leslie Nielsen. And the film was 2001: A Space Travesty.pic.twitter.com/Q4DZW1u3ii

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    2. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman 19 Nov 2020

      I grew up as a big fan of Leslie. I loved Airplane. I loved all the Naked Gun films. I had a VHS of Police Squad that I would watch over and over. I even had his golf video. I loved Leslie Nielsen. And then he did this to me.

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    3. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman 19 Nov 2020

      I was 20 when I watched 2001: A Space Travesty and my remaining childhood innocence died right there too. I felt betrayed by Leslie; just like if I had trusted him for years but he one day got me drunk and anally raped me down a sordid back alley and gave me $20 not to tell.

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    4. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman 19 Nov 2020

      I remember well why I watched it. It was a grey stormy night and my friend was over. We couldn’t go out. He had bought two pirated DVDs from a dodgy Chinese man and brought them over. One was 2001 and the other was K-PAX with the predatory Kevin Spacey.

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    5. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman 19 Nov 2020

      We ended up watching both films and both were bad, but K-PAX was like Citizen Kane in comparison to 2001. We threw K-PAX out of the window after watching it but 2001 we stubbed out cigarettes on it and then melted it over a fire - pissing on the charred remains.

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    6. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman 19 Nov 2020

      The Chinese pirates had fucked up the English on the DVD cover and it proclaimed that is was Naked Gun 4 in Space. Then underneath it said it was the real 2001 A Space Odyssey. I wish it had been Odyssey. The real 2001 A Space Odyssey has more laughs in it then this crap.

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    7. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman 19 Nov 2020

      You know you’re in trouble when the first few minutes of the film are full of the worst possible kind of joke. A string of crude space puns. Take a look for yourself.https://youtu.be/hNX0gakUIK4 

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    8. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman 19 Nov 2020

      “The universe was filled with white dwarfs” - cue a white midget - “moons arose” - show a man’s anus floating over Earth - “and hideous aliens appeared” - cut to a shot of Michael Jackson.

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    9. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman 19 Nov 2020

      One of the early jokes doesn’t even make sense. “Constellations filled the night sky: Libra (shows the scales), Sagittarius (shows the archer), Stifficus (shows a penis). Stifficus? They couldn’t even make a Virgo joke. They just made up an imaginary penis sign.

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    10. Mencius Moldbugman‏ @moldbugman 19 Nov 2020

      When we get into the film proper we are introduced to Leslie Nielsen as Detective Richard “Dick” Dix. Yes, it’s a double dick joke. Leslie was 75 when he made this and looks it, which makes the scenes where young women throw themselves constantly at him slightly awkward.

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Nov 2020
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      triple dick joke at least

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