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    1. elle‏ @ellegist 18 Nov 2020
      Replying to @mechanical_monk @MechanicalMonk1 @mormo_music

      perhaps what I’m trying to get at is that to me women are, on average, hotter and more interesting than men?! 🤔 (speaking as someone who almost exclusively dates men, call it self-sabotage)

      1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
    2. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk 18 Nov 2020
      Replying to @ellegist @mormo_music

      huh the first sentence makes me go, "sure, you're more into girls, me too" but in combination with the parenthetical, i am confusion

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    3. elle‏ @ellegist 18 Nov 2020
      Replying to @mechanical_monk @MechanicalMonk1 @mormo_music

      hahahahaha, same. compulsory heterosexuality/internalised homophobia hit me hard growing up, and now I feel like I don’t know how to change or exist outside those norms dw I’m definitely attracted to men, I just think they are on average less interesting & less good-looking!

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    4. Costa‏ @costa11235 18 Nov 2020
      Replying to @ellegist @MechanicalMonk1 @mormo_music

      That’s the @eigenrobot maxim - men are just not attractive. OCKupid showed this phenomena empirically before they deleted the results due to insufficient wokeness

      4 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
    5. Emily / aiju  😭‏ @the_aiju 18 Nov 2020
      Replying to @costa11235 @ellegist and

      i think this is less about some intrinsic badness of men and more about the fact that men don't generally seem to know how to be attractive

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    6. Emily / aiju  😭‏ @the_aiju 18 Nov 2020
      Replying to @the_aiju @costa11235 and

      like how come so many girls have great makeup game but guys can't even be bothered to shave or groom their facial hair?????

      3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
    7. elle‏ @ellegist 18 Nov 2020
      Replying to @the_aiju @costa11235 and

      imo too many women (self included) just have really low expectations everyone laughs at the mattress-on-the-floor trope but like. many women have dated those guys...

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    8. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk 18 Nov 2020
      Replying to @ellegist @the_aiju and

      well maybe they're smart and funny

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    9. finite leibniz‏ @tensegrist 18 Nov 2020
      Replying to @mechanical_monk @MechanicalMonk1 and

      (wisely) the single mattress is a countersignal indicating how much fucking bank they make

      2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
    10. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk 18 Nov 2020
      Replying to @tensegrist @ellegist and

      it's called "minimalism" ladies, get with the times

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Nov 2020
      Replying to @mechanical_monk @MechanicalMonk1 and

      first of all a 敷き布団 is not a "mattress on the floor" 1/274739

      9:05 AM - 18 Nov 2020
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