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Haaa Early in the morning I walk around the house calling out my wife's name so's not to round a corner and accidentally scare the daylights out of her I've considered wearing a bell, even Maybe this is unnecessary. Maybe an occasional jump scare is good, actually
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This can escalate quickly. Make this a habit and she's gonna try to reciprocate. And if your "ah holy shit!" reflexes are like mine, you might accidentally end up whacking your woman in face. (This advice is most certainly isn't based on actual experience...)
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