i would assault him with all my might and try to stuff my dominant hand betwixt his teeth if his /only/ goal is to remove my dominant hand he will stop at nothing--his own life is no consideration!--and he could easily achieve his goal by cutting off both hands, if he livedhttps://twitter.com/ellegist/status/1326861874856648704 …
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Replying to @eigenrobot
Doesn't sticking your hand in his mouth make his job easier? At least use your other hand
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Replying to @Suddenly_a_Goat
my hand is large enough that i think this would not be feasible and i would enjoy the light irony of giving him what he wants, in a sense
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