Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
eigenrobot's profile
eigenrobot
eigenrobot
eigenrobot
@eigenrobot

Tweets

eigenrobot

@eigenrobot

robot. friend.

eigenrobot.substack.com
Joined July 2013

Tweets

  • © 2021 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Nov 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted elle

    i would assault him with all my might and try to stuff my dominant hand betwixt his teeth if his /only/ goal is to remove my dominant hand he will stop at nothing--his own life is no consideration!--and he could easily achieve his goal by cutting off both hands, if he livedhttps://twitter.com/ellegist/status/1326861874856648704 …

    eigenrobot added,

    elle @ellegist
    you are trapped in a room with a man you do not know his only goal is to remove your dominant hand he asks you to indicate your dominant hand thinking about this psychologically, what do you do and why?
    Show this thread
    7:17 AM - 12 Nov 2020
    • 3 Retweets
    • 84 Likes
    • Draco Rex TYPE LUMINA | Flora 📧⚓gummy⚓📧 Sawyer Arturo Torres Sánchez Imp (61/100 Omelettes) Sirsfurther Drake Thomas Enrique Castro
    9 replies 3 retweets 84 likes
      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Nov 2020

        to be very clear, "do not remove the non-dominant hand" is not among his goals! strike hard and fast

        1 reply 3 retweets 64 likes
        Show this thread
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Suddenly, a Goat!‏ @Suddenly_a_Goat 12 Nov 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Doesn't sticking your hand in his mouth make his job easier? At least use your other hand

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Nov 2020
        Replying to @Suddenly_a_Goat

        my hand is large enough that i think this would not be feasible and i would enjoy the light irony of giving him what he wants, in a sense

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Byakkotacotaco‏ @RummaTumTums 12 Nov 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Byakkotacotaco Retweeted elle

        https://twitter.com/ellegist/status/1326862533240741890 …

        Byakkotacotaco added,

        elle @ellegist
        Replying to @HarryTWalton
        once he severs one hand you can go
        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Nov 2020
        Replying to @RummaTumTums

        im loyal to my hand

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Show replies
      1. New conversation
      2. Demiurgent 🥃 🖤‏ @tr0g 12 Nov 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        This is the plot of one of the Saw movies, isn't it?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Nov 2020
        Replying to @tr0g

        i think so

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Jonathan "Mad Monk" Parks‏ @findingkazi 12 Nov 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Psychiatrist: I see you've given this a lot of thought James. You: Bond. James Bond. Psychiatrist: please, not again Mr. Bond, I grow tiresome of your formalities. You've clearly been shakened.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Let's make vacuum coffee makers great again  🏴  ☮️‏ @SchraderValves 12 Nov 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Not sure I have a dominant hand, if it means strong side, used athletically, it's the right. Finesse, the left. Somethings I do equally with both, whatever is more convenient, that includes punching. My 1st move would probably be a swift kick to the lower groin.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Kent Richter‏ @KentRRichter1 12 Nov 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        betwixt 🙃

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2021 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info