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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 11 Nov 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted Newtype Apologist

    states should be permitted to conquer other states and set up favorable puppet governmentshttps://twitter.com/NewtypeApologia/status/1326542530691788800 …

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    Newtype Apologist @NewtypeApologia
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    As a Virginian I am morally, ethically, and legally obligated to remind everyone that Maryland sucks every time a picture of it is posted.
    7:10 AM - 11 Nov 2020
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      2. jan‏ @vlakverdeling 11 Nov 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        California already does this.

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      3. Occidental Despot Grom‏ @FullMetalGrom 11 Nov 2020
        Replying to @vlakverdeling @eigenrobot

        They send colonists

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      1. Newtype Apologist‏ @NewtypeApologia 11 Nov 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Massachusetts has already done this with RI, NH, VT, CT and maybe also to a lesser extent ME

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      1. Reginald P. Grant‏ @ReginaldPGrant 11 Nov 2020
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        Need to go the other way- haven't had a state secede from another state since West Virginia.

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      2. JoshCincinnati.cube‏ @acityinohio 11 Nov 2020
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        Fellow Virginian here. Agreed with OP, and my first act as shadow ruler of Maryland is to make it illegal for any Marylander to drive. We need to get to the bottom of this. Are they all constantly inebriated? Is Maryland screwing with their cars at state inspection? Corrupt DMV?

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      3. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk 11 Nov 2020
        Replying to @acityinohio @edwardleetwtr @eigenrobot

        I noticed after the elimination of the 80+ reckless driving rule, I-95 traffic is dramatically faster and more aggressive between fredericksburg and richmond kinda suspect the days of super cautious virginia drivers may be coming to a close

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      2. .‏ @keenanarmstrong 11 Nov 2020
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        Native Marylander. Can confirm.

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      3. .‏ @keenanarmstrong 11 Nov 2020
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        Tho I will say, visiting MD during the pandemic form ny has proved to it a way easier going demo. The neuroticism of the average New Yorker is life shortening.

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      2. Roy‏ @moheroy 11 Nov 2020
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        As a native Texan let ne tell you that this is a very very bad idea.

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      3. magic bean farmer‏ @cryptocrates 11 Nov 2020
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        may the Texican Empire reign a thousand millenia

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