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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Oct 2020

    fungi are definitely the weirdest kingdom entirely separate aesthetic everyone recognizes them as neither plant nor animal, a third gender, against halacha

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Oct 2020

        plants and animals are the only forms of life that make any sense on an intuitive level everything else is learned and alien

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 30 Oct 2020

        when we want to make a Weird race they're either bug people (barely animals) or funguses these are the only groups we can understand well enough to recognize them as weird though even stranger forms of sentient life (eg idk diatom people) dont even register as alive

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      1. Andrew Stratelates  ⚓ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ☦️ Trad Anglican‏ @AStratelates 30 Oct 2020
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        But they are kosher.https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/702285/jewish/Are-Mushrooms-Kosher.htm …

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      1. Max Borowitz‏ @MaxBorowitz 30 Oct 2020
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        Not the account I expected to talk about "halacha" but go off!

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      1. Richard Bibeault‏ @Duderichy 30 Oct 2020
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        Sure, let’s leave archaea out of the conversation...

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      1. Alkalimeter‏ @Alkalimeter 30 Oct 2020
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        Protists are likely weirder, though not always counted as a kingdom.

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      1. The Bicoloured-Python-Rock-Snake‏ @pythonrocksnake 30 Oct 2020
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        I've always thought it's a little funny that mushrooms are in the produce section of the grocery store. I mean, it wouldn't exactly be practical to have them in their own case between produce and the meat counter, but I'd have mad respect for the grocer that did that.

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      1. Matthew Skala  💉 💉‏ @mattskala 30 Oct 2020
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        Well, not everyone; I think current classification puts animals and fungi much closer to each other than either is to plants, to the point that if "kingdoms" are still a useful concept, animals and fungi may be said to be in the same kingdom.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_(biology)#Eukaryotic_supergroups …

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      1. 俺は女だぜ‏ @benefic_venefic 30 Oct 2020
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        they don’t even have a king they have a human princess named after a fruit

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