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    1. Life Is Brief‏ @recordofabeing 28 Oct 2020

      Ugh... That was rough, 7 day suspension right before the election for wishing ill on a fictional character. I miss anything good?

      4 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Oct 2020
      Replying to @recordofabeing

      nothing good is likely to happen anytime soon

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    3. Andrew Rettek‏ @oscredwin 28 Oct 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @recordofabeing

      Aren't you about to have a baby?

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    4. Life Is Brief‏ @recordofabeing 28 Oct 2020
      Replying to @oscredwin @eigenrobot

      He makes a fair point buddy... You aren't in a fake family like my raccoon friend are you? Cheer up! Like it or not, it is your full time job now, to pretend that the life you live was worth reproducing 😂

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Oct 2020
      Replying to @recordofabeing @oscredwin

      well thats kind of why im mad intermittently really wanted to pass on something better than *gestures wildly everywhere*

      9:48 PM - 28 Oct 2020
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      • father of the year Dedicating Ruckus The McLegibilist Ourania, top retard² PhD metallurgist Fifty, Foul, A Sly Drunk champagne-soaked goblin
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        2. bosco‏ @selentelechia 28 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @recordofabeing @oscredwin

          we'll make something worth passing on

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Oct 2020
          Replying to @selentelechia @recordofabeing @oscredwin

          hope my love of Ruins is heritable

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        1. Life Is Brief‏ @recordofabeing 28 Oct 2020
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          😂😂 I have seen much worse. We're probably lucky to have "gestures at the mess on the floor"

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        2. Life Is Brief‏ @recordofabeing 28 Oct 2020
          Replying to @TieCrimes @eigenrobot and

          Seriously though... I do think of this, as a very simple, almost "trick to raising a dog", that applies to humanity. You have to, at least try, to fake like this is an awesome place, and you're happy to be here, if you create someone. Your joy becomes a responsibility almost 🤷

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        2. Ourania, top retard² PhD‏ @ouranometrian 28 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @recordofabeing @oscredwin

          They get modern technology and don't spend a week doing laundry (actively, not just letting it sit in the dryer). And maybe they'll see human walk on Mars. Probably a few gen. Away from living somewhere not Earth

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        3. Life Is Brief‏ @recordofabeing 28 Oct 2020
          Replying to @ouranometrian @eigenrobot @oscredwin

          It really feels like a gamble nowadays, doesn't it? Like... Either, humanity commits suicide, or everything is gonna be really dope 😂 I mean, seriously, it doesn't get much better than simulated everything you want, plus IRL struggles... Does it?

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