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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Oct 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted Alex Godofsky

    i see parenting as something that forces you to focus on what is important and i QT this 100% unironicallyhttps://twitter.com/AlexGodofsky/status/1320729447054614528 …

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    Alex Godofsky @AlexGodofsky
    The #1 political issue in my life right now is the fact that the HOA is replacing the swings at the playground with something not-swings. But Leah loves the swings! She cries if we walk by the playground and don't put her on them 😭
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      1. ℝeal Radley // 5’6”‏ @ReallyRadley 26 Oct 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        So true. [Also, never buy in a neighborhood with a HOA. :-) ]

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      1. North Korean Liberation Front‏ @TheTriarii 26 Oct 2020
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        This will have more effect on the child's life than Trump or Biden winning and losing.

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      1.  🦗New Free Soil Party‏ @FreeSoilAndrew 26 Oct 2020
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        Also HOAs are bad.

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      1. Salvator R. Tarnmoor‏ @s_r_tarnmoor 26 Oct 2020
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        the city took down our park's swings back in March bc covid and they still haven't put them back >:(

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      1.  🇭🇰 Silas  🇭🇰‏ @CrimeaArchivist 26 Oct 2020
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        Parenting makes you consider the real questions like whether you want to be beholden to your neighbors' psychotic ideas about what is appropriate for your kids

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      2. Alex Godofsky‏ @AlexGodofsky 26 Oct 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        btw re: all the anti-HOA replies, if there were not an HOA then the playground would not exist, so...

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      3. Alex Godofsky‏ @AlexGodofsky 26 Oct 2020
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        HOAs are bad but there is not a superior alternative for creating / maintaining neighborhood infrastructure of this sort

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      1. Jonas‏ @random_jonas 26 Oct 2020
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        Wisconsin state parks' playgrounds are closed. We ignored the signs for the first couple of months, but they've started wrapping orange plastic fencing around everything. Unironically big political issue for me (have ~2 year old kid).

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