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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Oct 2020

    angery situation: - 24 yo woman - not really self sufficient - barely graduated HS - dating guy with mental health issues - has FAS - had an abortion less than a year ago now: - not taking birth control - even though bf asked her to - 12w pregnant - binge drinking

    6:27 PM - 21 Oct 2020
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Oct 2020

        good luck fixing this with Social Policy

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      2. UcKema - Christmas train to Miami‏ @uckema 21 Oct 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        the case for long lasting reversible birth control goes her

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Oct 2020
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        yes

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      1. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk 21 Oct 2020
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        :( oh no

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      2. Anna‏ @DistractedAnna 21 Oct 2020

        FASD isn’t really a talk-some-sense-into thing, at least not in near the way it is for people w/o it

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      2. Jeff Richman  🎄 ☃️‏ @jcrichman 21 Oct 2020
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        Dogs are gonna pee on fire hydrants, you can't change what they are. What's the boyfriend's excuse?

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Oct 2020
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        he apparently had a restraining order against her at some point should have stuck with that

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      1. Norn (groke)‏ @maladrift 21 Oct 2020
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        i’ll see your anger and raise you a sad :(

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      1. Anna‏ @DistractedAnna 21 Oct 2020
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        Very sad

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