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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Oct 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Alex Kaschuta

      I have had maybe one or two weeks in my entire life where I went on multiple dates and it was frankly exhausting why would you do thishttps://twitter.com/kaschuta/status/1318915701281857538 …

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      Alex Kaschuta @kaschuta
      It's heartbreaking for women because there is always at least some affection expected and implied after you have sex with a guy. But if you're the 3rd one this week and you were pretty easy, you're meeting a guy jaded beyond belief.
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    2. Theodore Logan Kacynzski  📦‏ @AbsurdNihilism 21 Oct 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      They Hump and They Dump

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Oct 2020
      Replying to @AbsurdNihilism

      w h y

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    4. Theodore Logan Kacynzski  📦‏ @AbsurdNihilism 21 Oct 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      Hedonism

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Oct 2020
      Replying to @AbsurdNihilism

      its not hedonism if its exhausting!!

      12:31 PM - 21 Oct 2020
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      • oat Dimas I somewhat disagree (((theophilus))) ℝeal Radley // 5’6” ajinomoto GP Michael Straka iorek byrnison
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        1. Theodore Logan Kacynzski  📦‏ @AbsurdNihilism 21 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          The industrial revolution and its consequences

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        2. Look up Knuffelberen‏ @poiThePoi 21 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @AbsurdNihilism

          One of these days, you're going to go on a hiking vacation with me. And then come back covered in cuts and bruises you don't remember receiving having lost 10 pounds.pic.twitter.com/Ay7IbxhhXq

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        3. Look up Knuffelberen‏ @poiThePoi 21 Oct 2020
          Replying to @poiThePoi @eigenrobot @AbsurdNihilism

          Or even better a coaster weekend. By Day 3, you're so stiff you can't touch your knees. But it's worth it.

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        2. ℝeal Radley // 5’6”‏ @ReallyRadley 21 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @AbsurdNihilism

          I'm really feeling like you're giving sub-par effort in this department.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Oct 2020
          Replying to @ReallyRadley @AbsurdNihilism

          ataraxia!!!

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        2. Favored Prisoner‏ @favoredprisoner 21 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @AbsurdNihilism

          It feels exhausting to the extent that you care about the outcome and to the extent that you’re not successfully humping. To the extent that things are working well it takes effort but feels exciting.

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        3. Favored Prisoner‏ @favoredprisoner 21 Oct 2020
          Replying to @favoredprisoner @eigenrobot @AbsurdNihilism

          Like in the evolutionary environment, if you could invest 8 hours of effort into successfully impregnating an attractive woman, that would be a huge win for your genes and you should feel great.

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        1. Ed Rotski‏ @Advanced_COBOL 21 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @AbsurdNihilism

          Exhausting for you maybe. Knew some guys in college and the army with libidos that would not quit.

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