Time Man blinks twice, reading this tweet. He looks at his metawatch, considers his cold coffee, and sighs. He was so close to retirement.https://twitter.com/GeffenAvraham/status/1317899617808384003 …
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finally, in this world what happens to a very important determinant of success, that is, dong size
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yeah can I just say I like how everyone starts answering the polls more the later in the series they are
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This is the inverse of “go back in time to kill baby hitler.” It’s “should I make my kid hitler if that’s the only way they have to succeed.” There’s the podunk version too: should the parent read up on familial causes of sociopathy to give the kid the sociopathic edge
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