been having nightmares lately, kinda violent and stressful, sometimes involving twitter mutuals but the only one that REALLY freaked me out when i woke up was one where i'd posted selfies to twitter without realizing there was no-panties upskirt below the crop
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it had -7 likes and the homies were trying to alert me also for some reason i had lil testicles maybe the most embarrassing thing was that they werent even good photos
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i actually felt okay about it while i was asleep like "well i fucked that up big time, i'll delete these and tweet a joke about OnlyFans!" but when i woke up i was suddenly Very Stressed and then had one of those half-asleep dreams where the homies were leaving rude comments
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if i ever somehow post a tasteless accidental nude or otherwise thoroughly embarrass myself, pls make good banter about it
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Replying to @goblinodds
I took a drunk nap earlier and had a nightmare about congenital endoparasites like i had a dead parasitic snake in my head everyone was just fine with this
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fuck might be in the pile still
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