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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Oct 2020

      pregnant wife is about to go get chipotle for me while im drunk this is the best of all possible world's

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Oct 2020

      why dont we just eat at chipotle every time instead of buying other restaurant foods chipotle is better AND cheaper

      4:09 PM - 16 Oct 2020
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      • r ā̛ s A E Reifel Christopher Smith (((Maiq T. Onesimus)))🕯 Mandy VeryRealInternetFriend אין סוף ❀ 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓅𝒽𝑜𝓃𝑒 denjifan 🔌
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        2. Conor Duffy  🌐‏ @conorduffy_7 16 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Did you see that bad article from a while back that tried to problematize Chipotle? Buying Chipotle is hence part of the solution to Bad Takes.

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Oct 2020
          Replying to @conorduffy_7

          UUGGHH keep the culture war out of my goddamn burritos

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        1. Sashin (NaNoWriMo: Deciding upon a new goal)‏ @sashintweets 16 Oct 2020
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          Running this experiment is compatible with the laws of nature.

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        2. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz 16 Oct 2020
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          i wish i could like chipotle but they insist on not seasoning their food love me a bloated burrito but no bland bloated burrito

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Oct 2020
          Replying to @halvorz

          i might add some habanero sauce when it arrives

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        1. Roland THTG‏ @Roland_THTG 16 Oct 2020
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          Except for the ecoli rolette.

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        1. Let's make vacuum coffee makers great again  🏴  ☮️‏ @SchraderValves 16 Oct 2020
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          Moe's !

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        1. � 🇺� 🇨🇺Hippopotomonostrosesquippedaliophobicphile‏ @botticellicream 16 Oct 2020
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          This is only acceptable if there are no Moe's near you

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        2. Romulus 🍎 🍺 🍂 🎃 👻‏ @RRomulus2021 16 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Or that grass fed burger quarter ponder 🍔 at McDonald’s is pretty good and cheap

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Oct 2020
          Replying to @RRomulus2021

          i can make those myself 🤔

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