pregnant wife is about to go get chipotle for me while im drunk this is the best of all possible world's
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Did you see that bad article from a while back that tried to problematize Chipotle? Buying Chipotle is hence part of the solution to Bad Takes.
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UUGGHH keep the culture war out of my goddamn burritos
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Running this experiment is compatible with the laws of nature.
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i wish i could like chipotle but they insist on not seasoning their food love me a bloated burrito but no bland bloated burrito
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i might add some habanero sauce when it arrives
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Except for the ecoli rolette.
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This is only acceptable if there are no Moe's near you
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Or that grass fed burger quarter ponder
at McDonald’s is pretty good and cheap -
i can make those myself

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