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    1. bosco‏ @selentelechia 16 Oct 2020

      what a stupid dream I was having a normal incoherent dream and then it turned into an uber driver taking 3 hours to drive me 10 minutes while I sat in his disgusting car he kept taking his mask off and trying to get me to date him I've never even *had* a creepy uber driver

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    2. bosco‏ @selentelechia 16 Oct 2020

      I dreamed I stood in a parking lot in the rain waiting for this guy only to sit in rancid coffee for 3 hours while fending off the advances of the archetype of every gross older guy who made me uncomfortable when I was in high school the dream had *smells*

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    3. bosco‏ @selentelechia 16 Oct 2020

      I made him drop me off several blocks from my house and went to a friend's place who lived nearby she had guests and nobody was using masks they were having a party and the uber driver followed me there and made me look like a huge dick for telling him to leave me alone

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    4. bosco‏ @selentelechia 16 Oct 2020

      I was like, I'm married! I'm pregnant! your car smells like a hamster cage that hasn't been cleaned out! and everyone at the party was like "aw give him a chance" WTF

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Oct 2020
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      this has become a matter of honor for me i require names

      6:19 AM - 16 Oct 2020
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        1. bosco‏ @selentelechia 16 Oct 2020
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          they were dream constructs, not real friends uber guy was like a cross between the 36yo who wouldn't leave me alone when I was 18 and all those poor smelly guys at cons with no personal space or social intuition that I felt too guilty to set explicit boundaries with

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        1. MuddPuppy‏ @1MuddPuppy 16 Oct 2020
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          Don't go down this road. This road will someday lead to her being mad at you all day for something you did in her dream. This is a horrible terrible winding confusing road. There Be Dragons!

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