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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Oct 2020

      so fucked around at work today did some thinking reflecting on it, hahahahahahaha GOVERNMENTS

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Oct 2020

      can you imagine earnestly proposing some social engineering scheme can you just imagine that kind of insane hubris

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Oct 2020

      I control a thing at work I can run all sorts of experiments, things people in academia have never dreamed of my analytic powers are boundless everything is measured and you know what with all this, on rare occasions we can move some metric a percent or two over baseline

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Oct 2020

      usually things get worse occasionally they get much worse we actually bother to measure this though and revert if we need to

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Oct 2020

      now im thinking about congress just fucking breezing into the capital and fucking PASSING BILLS ALL GODDSMN DAY YEEEHAW

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Oct 2020

      AN NESCIS MI FILI QVANTILLA PRVDENTIA MVNDVS REGATVR

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Oct 2020

      this is insane this is absolute madness nothing is tested! nothing!!! when was the last time a fucking government program shipped after a careful A/B test???? where are their fucking realtime metrics? where are the backtests? NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW EITHER

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Oct 2020

      social scientists should be embarrassed to pretend to knowledge under these conditions knowing what I know now about its whats possible to know about the consequences of manipulating complex systems under the best possible condition just quit just fucking fall on your swords

      8:21 PM - 15 Oct 2020
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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Oct 2020

          they wont though contemplate this on the tree of woe

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        2. Lee‏ @leepavelich 15 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Always liked this paper. "Just do nothing" http://studiahumana.com/pliki/wydania/In%20Praise%20of%20Passivity.pdf …

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Oct 2020
          Replying to @leepavelich

          oh YEAH I love this paper

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        2. BJI‏ @ninthhostage 15 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          as I've learned at work, the exact boundaries of USPS postal codes are, apparently, an unknowable mystery the government created something unquantifiable, of which the government itself doesn't have precise knowledge of - which I always remember when people propose new things

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 15 Oct 2020
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          incredible jesus

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        1.  ⚡nate ⚡‏ @NateTheSpy 16 Oct 2020
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          Chaos is a bit of a blackpill

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        1. Wie Dan 🍃‏ @LudditeHacker 16 Oct 2020
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          Quitting is also an experiment of great consequence though. Imagine something with more impact and less knowledge producing than the government just committing seppuku. I'll wait )

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        1. Gift of Trees of Draught of Barrel‏ @IntractableLion 16 Oct 2020
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          Ecology is like this. The plan I've put together for restoring & improving 10 acres is 30 years long at minimum. BUT TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR GREEN PLAN, LAWMAKER.

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        1. Christopher F. Rufo  ⚔️‏ @realchrisrufo 16 Oct 2020
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          It's incredible to read about a policy, then go through all of the studies that supposedly support it. It's like opening the hood of a car and the engine is a series of legos that have been assembled by children.

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        1. Dr. 𝕭𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖞 𝕾𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖊‏ @smart_intellecc 16 Oct 2020
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          Is this what the Science Says? We would really appreciate it if Science could Support this proposed legislation ;)

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