...if he can stay out of prison long enough to produce heirspic.twitter.com/WtmpK8OaER
You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more
Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more
Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more
By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.
| Country | Code | For customers of |
|---|---|---|
| United States | 40404 | (any) |
| Canada | 21212 | (any) |
| United Kingdom | 86444 | Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2 |
| Brazil | 40404 | Nextel, TIM |
| Haiti | 40404 | Digicel, Voila |
| Ireland | 51210 | Vodafone, O2 |
| India | 53000 | Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance |
| Indonesia | 89887 | AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata |
| Italy | 4880804 | Wind |
| 3424486444 | Vodafone | |
| » See SMS short codes for other countries | ||
This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.
Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.
When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.
The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.
Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.
Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.
Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.
See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.
Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.
...if he can stay out of prison long enough to produce heirspic.twitter.com/WtmpK8OaER
our lovely wife Cristina is out there absolutely *killin* it
meet @thesravaka , @WilliamAEden , and @moothought
(i gave up trying to match people to proper genders around this point, realizing the likely 80%M/20%F split on twitter won't map to birth rates)pic.twitter.com/8uhTYKEK9V
@imhinesmi secures a wife and a job and
things kinda go downhill from therepic.twitter.com/52w1fn9ygd
@notsonyaforwork has a bit of a rough go of it, when her husband... has his head ripped off... for some reason
we set her up with a great second marriage, though, to High King Mathgamain of Irelandpic.twitter.com/vUdVMCo4tu
we find @PrinceVogel a friend, he grows into a charismatic negotiator, secures a wife
but there's something rotten in our courtpic.twitter.com/oFUsI5vdO4
checking in on the extended family again:
@secretmoderator isn't lookin too hot, @CatsterQed seems to be enjoying herself, @AriaSalvatrice is... actually really normal. and here's baby @moothoughtpic.twitter.com/6jtfbTr9Bl
@thesravaka is growing up fast :')pic.twitter.com/pQjFnT6nn4
@WilliamAEden, our little scrapper :')pic.twitter.com/aIuljaHboU
@secretmoderator 's self-flagellation seems to have-- wait, nevermind
on the upside, his name continues!pic.twitter.com/VdDQUUajvq
meanwhile, some assholes have been trying to install @eigenrobot on our throne
we spend LITERAL YEARS trying to ingratiate ourselves but evidently that doesn't stop factions
at least he's a capable soldierpic.twitter.com/VnMYtvz3z3
Macbeth Macbeth beware Macbot!
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.