i dont waste any time finding baby eigen a wifepic.twitter.com/UTMLfD7VpQ
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i dont waste any time finding baby eigen a wifepic.twitter.com/UTMLfD7VpQ
in honor of baby Eigenrobot's mom, i'm going to give lover's pox to as many women as possiblepic.twitter.com/GF0mORlpzD
this was *not* one of the characters i named: my rival Petty King Ælla kidnapped my new wife, i hunted him down and wounded him, and he (eventually) diedpic.twitter.com/N5S2Mlz6Gt
anyway, our boy Halfdan is carrying on Eigenrobot's mom's legacy, starting with new lover Ingfridpic.twitter.com/5lYphv4np0
keen to spread the pox far and wide, Sigfrid divorces his wife and takes another, who gives us two beautiful children-- @AriaSalvatrice and @imhinesmipic.twitter.com/8jGvHSqxiF
our half-brother Earl Eigenrobot is growing up well; although he's a bit of a bully meanwhile, a different type of pox arrives at court. after a couple of attempts, we manage to kill our ex-wife and rival, Rognfridpic.twitter.com/Z7a31fZHb5
@PrinceVogel is born! his kids are gonna have great genes...pic.twitter.com/auEPfjS65u
...if he can stay out of prison long enough to produce heirspic.twitter.com/WtmpK8OaER
our lovely wife Cristina is out there absolutely *killin* it
meet @thesravaka , @WilliamAEden , and @moothought
(i gave up trying to match people to proper genders around this point, realizing the likely 80%M/20%F split on twitter won't map to birth rates)pic.twitter.com/8uhTYKEK9V
@imhinesmi secures a wife and a job and
things kinda go downhill from therepic.twitter.com/52w1fn9ygd
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