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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Oct 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted Good Tweetman

      the trick is knowing when someone wants you to ask them out maybe its a guess culture thjnghttps://twitter.com/Goodtweet_man/status/1313250854418419712 …

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      Good Tweetman @Goodtweet_man
      Pretty cool how my monkey brain finds it easier to invest money in stocks, an actual risk, versus asking out women https://twitter.com/BaconSoap888/status/1313181854829219840 …
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    2. inner_Panda‏ @_innerPanda 5 Oct 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      I just expose my soft tummy fluff and let Nature do the rest.

      1 reply 0 retweets 27 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Oct 2020
      Replying to @_innerPanda

      pandas have an advantage here

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        1. inner_Panda‏ @_innerPanda 5 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          And yet humanity swells so large it chokes out the rest of the life on this planet. Ironic.

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        1. Swamp Yankee‏ @ndwpdx 5 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @_innerPanda

          cats however will ventilate your hands with their claws should you take them up on the "invitation" to "rub their belly" [narrator: real cats that is]

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        2. inner_Panda‏ @_innerPanda 5 Oct 2020
          Replying to @chasewpatterson @eigenrobot

          Hmmm. My species is clocking in at around 3 million years. Let’s spin the wheel and see if humanity makes it to 1.

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        2. Dr. 𝕭𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖞 𝕾𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖊‏ @smart_intellecc 5 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @_innerPanda

          Their fertility rate is great, actually

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        3. Dr. 𝕭𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖞 𝕾𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖊‏ @smart_intellecc 5 Oct 2020
          Replying to @smart_intellecc @eigenrobot @_innerPanda

          I meant to say not great, but I guess there are arguments on both sides

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