the gpt 4.5-powered sexbots have finally arrived! tragically, however, a salesperson dies during a product demonstration while being choked by the bot as they get it on. is this _ ?
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do you select the gpt 4.5-powered sexbot with the hot-swappable genitals upgrade at no extra cost?
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an acme sexbot corp mk iii deluxe sexbot trained on all of your content. which is the worst outcome? a-it seduces your partner b-it begins to express interest in goats c-it (seductively) expresses support for the opposite political party d-it expresses sexual interest in you?
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pascal's goatf-cker: time man tells you that on mysterious consequentialist grounds you must have sex w a goat to ensure the future of the human race. he's kinda tipsy & snickering a bit. what is the lowest % certainty that he's telling the truth for you to have sex w the goat?
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time man says networked sexbots are getting valuable training data from amorous encounters & will cross the threshold of self-awareness by 2040. this implies a-we're grooming them b-pedo! c-the robopocolypse will be sexy d-we must f-ck our human politicians to instill our values
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congrats! humanity decides to follow ur fine example of f-cking goats from earlier rather than sexbots & the sexy robopocolypse is averted! still, now untold
#s of self-aware sexbots won't exist. is this immoral? (related: can time man and consequentialism coexist? who cares?)2 replies 0 retweets 4 likesShow this thread -
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