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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Oct 2020

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      moving on from a moment of solemnity this has the potential be the first time one presidential candidate kills another 2020 https://twitter.com/4tian/status/1311897094861529088 …

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Oct 2020

      pic.twitter.com/Qr4OeWBlJM

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Oct 2020

      claim from locked account is that trump may have been at his most contagious at the debate who even knows dear god

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Oct 2020

      the entire cabinet and staff could be infected

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Oct 2020

      pic.twitter.com/VLKWKPn6bN

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Oct 2020

      well that was quick seems like an overreaction maybe I don't think his odds of dying are that high (??)pic.twitter.com/WwSVBxYDml

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Oct 2020

      god this is going to be the only news story for a week at least and i mean that globally . . . no one man should have all that power

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Oct 2020

      really too many angles to predict well here feels like there is going to be chaos script thrown out debates canceled the Ritual even more disrupted than usual . . . someone might do something stupid

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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Oct 2020

          need to put my wife to bed stay strapped

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        1. 俺は女だぜ‏ @benefic_venefic 1 Oct 2020
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          october surprise more like october: SURPRISE BITCH

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        2. NOLAN GRAY‏ @nolangray_ 1 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          *digs through tab history for nuclear preparedness supplies website.

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Oct 2020
          Replying to @nolangray_

          could always join the dead whom the living envy

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        2. swapp ( 🥭, 🥭)‏ @swapp19902 1 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Things are happening way too quickly for the gerontocratic establishment to have a proper handle on. This stuff is not for meant to be handled by old people. They should have been relaxing and enjoying their retirements.

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        3. J0eCool‏ @CountJ0ecool 1 Oct 2020
          Replying to @swapp19902 @eigenrobot

          turns out the revolution will not be televised but only because shit's deteriorating too fast for the networks to edit footage

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        2. J0eCool‏ @CountJ0ecool 1 Oct 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          someone's always doing something stupid have you not been paying attention these last *checks* 244 years?

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Oct 2020
          Replying to @CountJ0ecool

          yeah but like Really Stupid

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