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    1. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter 1 Oct 2020

      She responds "No?" I say "Can you umm, can you see where the parking lot might be?" She pulls out her phone. After a few minutes pass, I ask her "Any luck?" "I can't unlock my phone," she puts her phone back in her bag

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    2. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter 1 Oct 2020

      A dead quiet lasts I think five hours. Sweat drips down my forehead and into my eyes as I white-knuckle the steering wheel, eyes on full alert, left foot on my break as I putter along "Are you...are you okay VecnanKrait?" "Yeah, yeah I just need to focus on driving"

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    3. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter 1 Oct 2020

      "I should have... I should have made better plans, I should have known where we were going" "It's okay babe we'll go back, everything will be fine" I break through the one way street. I didn't realize I'd been holding my breath nearly the entire time. My shoulders rise and fall

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    4. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter 1 Oct 2020

      At a stop sign I reset my GPS for home and head that way There's traffic the whole way I feel good, I recognize where we are, the sky is really beautiful "I'm so sorry" she says

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    5. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter 1 Oct 2020

      We're in traffic, I grab her hand. "Hey, everything is fine, you didn't do anything wrong, I should have done more research, it's a beautiful day" "No you relied on me and I couldn't do anything and you're having a difficult time"

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    6. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter 1 Oct 2020

      She starts breathing heavily, over ventilating a bit, I put her hand on her leg, she is looking around. The light turns green. The traffic has lightened up, I step on the gas. We're almost-- "Where... Where am I? Where are you taking me?"

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    7. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter 1 Oct 2020

      the world around me collapses there is nothing but what I say next I say, "Look, 'K', see that Sunoco? That's where you get gas remember that? See that field on the right? We're almost home! We just have to go right there and we're gonna be home before you know it-

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    8. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter 1 Oct 2020

      She hesitates for three heartbeats and she says "home" and smiles. Tears are running down her face, she looks at me in her oversized sunglasses and sits back I experience a moment of triumph like never before

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    9. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter 1 Oct 2020

      I got out of my car, legs shaking from the stress "Let's go for a swim" We got in the pool. We sunbathed. We took a jacuzzi to wash off the chlorine. We made love. We cuddled. We flirted and danced and sometimes we even cried It was one of the best days I ever had end

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    10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Oct 2020
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      oh my god not to be your dad but please never do that again ok that said i am mostly glad you are safe and had a good time :)

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 1 Oct 2020

      I mean do drugs anytime but please dont dose until you don't need to drive for the rest of the day 😲

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        2. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter 1 Oct 2020
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          I'd already had the same exact batch before so I thought I knew what I was in for quite the learning experience no worries will not happen again also who makes one way roads they are not fun

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