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3/ Her OKCupid profile was short. She had some quirky pictures (one with a fish). She was cute. We decided to meet at a diner for a first date. It went poorly I just HAD to mention that Octopus is derived from Greek and so it's not pluralized 'octopi'
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4/ I cringed, paid the check, and went home I texted her about how I was nervous and asked if she wanted to hang out and play some board games at my place. She brought her own game (chad move) and taught me how to play (Dominions)
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5/ I started mixing some cocktails. The alcohol quickly melted our Conversational Ice. We were giggling and teasing each other and being smily and flirty and having fun! We opened up, I gave her compliments, I asked if I could kiss her
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6/ We're in bed, we're making out for a while. I ask her if she wants me to touch her, she says yes. I grab her hair and begin to use my fing- I freeze. I feel something immediately, a kind of... line
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7/ Me: "Hey uh....are you wearing a tampon?" Her: "NO, What? Why would you say that?" Me: "I thought I felt someth--" Her: "Who are you?" Me: "What?" Her: "Where am I?"
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