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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Sep 2020

    eigenrobot Retweeted Sridhar Ramesh

    I once worked with a managing editor at a major firm youve heard of Seattle has a 5 cent tax on paper bags at grocery stores When you check out the machine asks you "how many bags do you wish to purchase" He never paid for the ones he took. "I dont WISH to purchase any"https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers/status/1309893522032594946 …

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    Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
    The most brilliant legal minds, the cream risen to the top. pic.twitter.com/eVJK3bCYxF
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    3:18 PM - 26 Sep 2020
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    • CHOAM Nomsky harlan Manjiro Blake Alexandor 𝐮𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 Fifty, Foul, A Sly Drunk Gaius Caligula Peppermint Hotness (B.S.) The Meta-Author
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      1. eeeeeeeee‏ @babarganesh 26 Sep 2020
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        i see him picking up nickels, the steamroller is on the way

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      2. ego wrenna - 10k words‏ @egocv 26 Sep 2020
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        Amd I assime he told you this story, proudly?

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Sep 2020
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        Y U P

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      2. unique indemnifier‏ @fmd4cp 26 Sep 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        This is profane because it's using ambiguity to winkle out a favorable interpretation instead of the using ambiguity to undertake the holy task of tearing down the temple of language.

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      3. Sawyer‏ @CoughsOnWombats 27 Sep 2020
        Replying to @fmd4cp @eigenrobot

        I'm more in favor of rebuilding it without the ambiguity, tbh.

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      2. Bard Plimpson‏ @xxRMxz 26 Sep 2020
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I was kinda let down tbh when I learned law didn't operate on the same principles as an autistic child arguing with his parents.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. hyper(bolic) disco(unting) girl in NYC!‏ @hyperdiscogirl 26 Sep 2020
        Replying to @xxRMxz @eigenrobot

        wait...it doesn't??

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      1. StarFox‏ @StarFox6441 26 Sep 2020
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        pic.twitter.com/Fs3hlJwHPX

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      1. Jordan Edwards‏ @jordafrass 26 Sep 2020
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        Reminds me of when philosophers of science argue with actual scientists

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      1. NAV (NetAssetValue) sarao‏ @vishyssoise 26 Sep 2020
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        phenomenal

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