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    1. bosco‏ @selentelechia 20 Sep 2020

      I love feeling the baby kicks it's almost like some kind of comfort object now, keeping my hand against my abdomen while I read or whatever, waiting for the little flutters

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    2. bosco‏ @selentelechia 20 Sep 2020

      my entire sense of wellbeing is tied up in this little person to a degree I couldn't even imagine before and I bet it's only going to become more so

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    3. bosco‏ @selentelechia 20 Sep 2020

      no wonder so many parents go the manipulation route I can see the appeal (if you don't think sufficiently far ahead) it's an incredibly vulnerable thing to be so tied up in whatever this new person does, and know that she's gonna be doing things without me someday 😨

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    4. visa is stretching (hips)  🪔‏ @visakanv 20 Sep 2020
      Replying to @selentelechia

      visa is stretching (hips)  🪔 Retweeted visa is stretching (hips)  🪔

      at some point she might even be like "fuck u mom!"https://twitter.com/visakanv/status/1088366553035268096 …

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      visa is stretching (hips)  🪔 @visakanv
      Paraphrasing Sadhguru: you enjoy your children because they are so helplessly dependent on you. My baby, my booboo. Imagine if your baby came out and said “Who the hell are you?” You wouldn’t like that baby. But she *does* ask that question, it just takes her 14-15 years to do it
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    5. bosco‏ @selentelechia 20 Sep 2020
      Replying to @visakanv

      it's gonna break my heart but it'll be good for her to do it so it's okay 😅 I hope I feel that way in 12 years tho I don't think I ever had much more than fleeting hostility towards my parents as a teenager...hmm

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    6. visa is stretching (hips)  🪔‏ @visakanv 20 Sep 2020
      Replying to @selentelechia

      baby moonbot: fuk u mum moon mum: well,,, i can see why you would feel this way baby moonbot: ??? you're supposed to get mad back moon mum: "supposed to"? ur not the boss of me baby moonbot: why cant i have normal parents

      1 reply 0 retweets 34 likes
    7. bosco‏ @selentelechia 21 Sep 2020
      Replying to @visakanv

      hahahaha oh no this is so accurate @eigenrobot

      1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
    8. bosco‏ @selentelechia 21 Sep 2020
      Replying to @selentelechia @visakanv @eigenrobot

      baby moonbot: "you're ruining my life!" moon mom: "hmm I am doing my best to do the opposite of that but I am open to feedback, can you be more specific?" baby moonbot: "😡😡😡"

      1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
    9. bosco‏ @selentelechia 21 Sep 2020
      Replying to @selentelechia @visakanv @eigenrobot

      moon mom: "or is this the sort of situation where I should get you some ice cream or help you find something to punch, or just leave you alone for a bit? I am Flexible"

      1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
    10. bosco‏ @selentelechia 21 Sep 2020
      Replying to @selentelechia @visakanv @eigenrobot

      (gosh I hope i can be this zen when I have teenagers)

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Sep 2020
      Replying to @selentelechia @visakanv

      I did this for a brief period with my dad and felt bad about it almost immediately

      8:13 AM - 21 Sep 2020
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      • Dedicating Ruckus Flavs SWIM🪞SWIY iorek byrnison bosco Look up Knuffelberen alice (taylor's version) visa is stretching (hips) 🪔
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        1. Amy‏ @klejnot 21 Sep 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia @visakanv

          This thread is cracking me up. Also I will have a teenager in 4 years (?!?!?! 😱😱😱) so I will report back from the front lines

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