I love feeling the baby kicks it's almost like some kind of comfort object now, keeping my hand against my abdomen while I read or whatever, waiting for the little flutters
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my entire sense of wellbeing is tied up in this little person to a degree I couldn't even imagine before and I bet it's only going to become more so
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no wonder so many parents go the manipulation route I can see the appeal (if you don't think sufficiently far ahead) it's an incredibly vulnerable thing to be so tied up in whatever this new person does, and know that she's gonna be doing things without me someday
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at some point she might even be like "fuck u mom!"https://twitter.com/visakanv/status/1088366553035268096 …
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visa is stretching (hips) 🪔 @visakanvParaphrasing Sadhguru: you enjoy your children because they are so helplessly dependent on you. My baby, my booboo. Imagine if your baby came out and said “Who the hell are you?” You wouldn’t like that baby. But she *does* ask that question, it just takes her 14-15 years to do itShow this thread1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes -
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it's gonna break my heart but it'll be good for her to do it so it's okay
I hope I feel that way in 12 years
tho I don't think I ever had much more than fleeting hostility towards my parents as a teenager...hmm2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes -
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baby moonbot: fuk u mum moon mum: well,,, i can see why you would feel this way baby moonbot: ??? you're supposed to get mad back moon mum: "supposed to"? ur not the boss of me baby moonbot: why cant i have normal parents
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baby moonbot: "you're ruining my life!" moon mom: "hmm I am doing my best to do the opposite of that but I am open to feedback, can you be more specific?" baby moonbot: "


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moon mom: "or is this the sort of situation where I should get you some ice cream or help you find something to punch, or just leave you alone for a bit? I am Flexible"
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(gosh I hope i can be this zen when I have teenagers)
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I did this for a brief period with my dad and felt bad about it almost immediately
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This thread is cracking me up. Also I will have a teenager in 4 years (?!?!?!


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