amazing question prompted by discussion w/ @58mbr
what is the best skeleton in someone’s closet that you know of?
don’t name or in any way identify the person, just share their dark/bizarre/unexpected secret
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im a gigafelon fortunately the statue of limitations has expired
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unless it’s like illegal photocopying or torrents or something in which case: legit
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I've forged billions of http user-agents which is a CFAA felony I did this while building the worlds largest database on illegal markets for sex kept it in my apartment, school project
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Replying to @eigenrobot @58mbr
this is so *you* and I really adore/admire the dedication
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