so, cuties, the latest controversy du jour.
it feels like it needs an uncomfortable @eigenrobot style poll series to parse our intuitions, and after my 17.5 polls i'm the person to do it, so let's get weird!
why do you object to cuties?
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what about other activities for kids (eg beauty pageants, competitive dancing, cheerleading or gymnastics)? a-sufficiently far from conventional sexual norms b-greater pedigree than twerking, more respectable c-you'll only pry my cheerleader boner from my cold dead hands d-hmm
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activity x has been focus-grouped to be perfectly non-sexual, however, there is one deviated prevert that derives erotic pleasure from it regardless. is encouraging and filming a child to do x objectionable?
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a child has been successfully sheltered from the corrupting evils of culture (presumably raised by wolves). they are directed to dance in a sexy manner including the running of hands in the crotch area. they do not associate any significance with these acts. still objectionable?
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would you rather that the young performers of the cuties film be: a-happy that the publicity and controversy increased their fame and future earning potential b-indifferent to it all c-traumatized d-wait, might the discourse encourage/cause more trauma?
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time man and his crispr wand create humans that don't physically mature beyond age 12 even as they mature mentally. is it objectionable for such people to create sexualized content?
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u tell time man to go & f-ck himself. how do u know that he hasn't already done so? a-it might break the universe b-he'd better f-ck himself again right now just to be sure c-if you want it done right, better do it urself d-but only if ur potential kids mature at normal rates
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should i ask about child sex dolls, ai-generated characters, and fictional representations? what about fictional representations of adult-minded people that look like 11yos? what about twitter polls on fictional representations of adult-minded people that look like 11yos?
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a trolley hurdles down the tracks. one branch has a deviated prevert. the other has five hollywood agents. you are the switch: a-switching you violates your consent b-thought experiments sexualize innocent trolley switches c-it's really the track & the trolley's fault either way
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dammit! forgot one. you're about to film the sequel to cuties, but you're thinking of canceling due to the controversy. suddenly, time man arrives with signed affadavits from your actors in the future saying their participation improved their lives & mental/emotional well being.
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