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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 11 Sep 2020

      if someone is trying to pick a fight with you an easy flex is complimenting them a genuine compliment will simply confuse them, a fulsome-but-plausibly-deniable compliment will mog them but may make them really angry

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 11 Sep 2020

      people trying to pick fights with you are trying really hard to be disagreeable and when you deny them that by being gracious they instantly lose, but Good

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 11 Sep 2020

      plus you might make a friend

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 11 Sep 2020

      the real beauty of it is not just meeting disagreeableness with affability its further that you've made something Nice, about Them, the battlefield they COULD disagree with you (their tactical inclination) but if they do they're suddenly arguing . . . against themselves!!

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 11 Sep 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted abdul  🎃 🐈‍⬛

      Powerful case study ht @visakanvhttps://twitter.com/Advil/status/1075088494048014337?s=19 …

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      abdul  🎃 🐈‍⬛Verified account @Advil
      my favorite thing in the world is responding to my hateful messages and seeing how fast i can change their mood. pic.twitter.com/4Ihz5dSc27
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    6. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa 11 Sep 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot @visakanv

      if your readers haven't read "how to win friends and influence people" well boy do i have a book i could recommend them

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    7. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa 11 Sep 2020
      Replying to @willhinsa @eigenrobot @visakanv

      Should I re-read How to Win Friends and Influence People?

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 11 Sep 2020
      Replying to @willhinsa @visakanv

      just bought a copy :)

      10:45 PM - 11 Sep 2020
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        1. visa is stretching (hips)  🪔‏ @visakanv 11 Sep 2020
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          visa is stretching (hips)  🪔 Retweeted visa is stretching (hips)  🪔

          ya'll will also like these bits from Francis Bacon and George Washington... Ben Franklin had some riffs too –they all converge on the same principleshttps://twitter.com/visakanv/status/1039497179939856384 …

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          visa is stretching (hips)  🪔 @visakanv
          Francis Bacon, Of Discourse - don’t be tedious - let other people talk - if someone is hogging, cut him off - ask questions that people can look good answering - don’t be a poser with smartass questions - don’t bitch about others - eloquence is overrated - It’s Not About You pic.twitter.com/LvHozF4N3Y
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