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have you ever been diagnosed with a schizoaffective disorder and now live a double life lying to everyone on twitter about fake academic accomplishments
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You go to a sperm bank to get sperm to make a kid You have two options One is a person listed as havibg a 200iq, three phds, stands 6'8", an olympic athlete, and having a 2 pound dong A second person claims to have 160iq, and is a PhD student which do you choose
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you are led into a room with silk curtains and asked to sit on a sumptuous cushion. incense burns in a corner brazier behind a screen. a man emerges and places before you a lacquered tray with two cups one is labeled "definitely poison" the other is labeled "not poison" wyd
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hope everyone has learned something today
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Replying to @eigenrobot
That clicking "show more replies" is always a mistake with your polls? <3
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