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you are led into a room with silk curtains and asked to sit on a sumptuous cushion. incense burns in a corner brazier behind a screen. a man emerges and places before you a lacquered tray with two cups one is labeled "definitely poison" the other is labeled "not poison" wyd
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"this was someone else not litgenstein he was just a normal lying creep" sure believe the thing documented by "evidence" if you want
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person one. i want a kid taller than doug
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i know this is insane but i genuinely saw 6'8'', saw that wasn't in the other one, clicked it, and then realized what i had done so i gotta stick to it
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Procreation in the missionary position with a loved one in a lifelong committed monogamous state-recognized relationship.
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whack off into the cup myself
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Yeah wait why tf am I at a sperm bank
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Other: I want the kid with the rare, life saving proteins that I can patent on their genome.
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They don’t take guys with IQs that high and with 2 pound dongs. I tried. But then again, I’m only 6’3”...

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Isn't that... like... the current ideal height?
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