thread of Constitutional amendments to make America better than ever
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28. States are not eligible for representation in the electoral college unless there is a battleship named after the state in active service for three of the four years preceding the presidential election
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29. A sixth branch of government is established with the aim of assassinating members of the other five branches. It's still murder but only if they get caught and only if a plebiscite decides they actually liked whoever got merked, in retrospect.
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30. California and New York are dissolved as legal entities. Everyone in California has to live in brooklyn for twenty years and everyone from New York has to live in the Bay Area. Their elected officials be branded and banished to a ranch in Utah
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31. Interstate Commerce regulation is maintained at the Wickard v Filburn standard so government can still do anything it wants, but its restricted to only apply to interstate commerce in frank zappa albums so laws have to justify themselves on grounds of affecting that somehow
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32. Everything is a gun
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33. The Fed is abolished. We return to a gold standard. Specifically Au195
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34. Jurors shall now have the power to rule not only on the defendants guilt but on the guilt of witnesses, prosecutors, and especially the judge
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eigenrobot Retweeted Orwell & Goode
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i don't think that's what's happening here
gym %bf isnt about being fat or not, its about obsessing over a parameter for lifting, if that makes sense
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Replying to @eigenrobot @__justplaying
>%bf isnt about being fat i don't have any interest in this particular horse race but i'd like to register my utter confusion here lest alice feels alone
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Replying to @owohundro @eigenrobot
yeah like i'm not overly familiar with gym culture but obsessing over body fat feels pretty much the same
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