i'm feeling some uncomfortable polls. let's get weird! nicholas & perenelle flamel are immortal alchemists. now at 800 years old, they plan to spice up their marriage by trying out the swinger lifestyle. what is the age of the youngest partner 800 yo nick can acceptably have?
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how about paranelle?
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first contact w aliens! after humanity negotiates a treaty for interstellar peace, everyone ofc wants to bang. h/e, 18 years on their home world is 17.5 earth years due to different orbits. is it OK to bang a 17.6 yo alien diplomat?
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it turns out the interstellar peace treaty was brokered by zombie epstein on his luxurious private space station does that change your answer?
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an intellectually and developmentally disabled person is functionally a 17.5 yo in the body of an adult. whom should they be permitted to f-ck?
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science (tm) makes a drug that temporarily reduces you to the mental state of a 17.5 yo. who can you acceptably sleep with?
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if 17.5 yo mental state drug nicholas flamel has a 3way w perenelle and the alien diplomat, who committed a violence? a-nick if his 800 yo wrinkly schlong is bigger b-alien if schlong is bigger c-perenelle if schlong is bigger (you didn't know she was trans?) d-
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how many followers will I lose for asking these questions? & on a related note do you have the guts to retweet this poll series?
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how am i doing
@eigenrobot ? a-the robot abides b-robots have already made 90% of humanity (inc you) obsolete. go hide from the labor market in a diploma factory or something until you can be recycled. c-something something relative schlong size something something1 reply 0 retweets 7 likesShow this thread
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thanks! this bleak world cries out for more awkward discomfort.
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