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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Sep 2020

      when i see people arguing about women selling nudes my internal reaction is uniformly "oh they seem like a nice young lady i hope it works out for them, if they want maybe they can settle down someday and have a family"

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 4 Sep 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted blissfully married srav

      ethots please remember to save for a rainy day, and maybe look into tax-advanged retirement accounts toohttps://twitter.com/thesravaka/status/1302105583789764608?s=19 …

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      blissfully married srav @thesravaka
      Replying to @eigenrobot
      "i hope they're saving for retirement, freelance work has such bad options for tax efficiency."
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Sep 2020

      noooooooooo you can't be warmly disposed to gross prostitutes!!! my purity founderinos!!!!!!!!pic.twitter.com/7bbTf72Op9

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Sep 2020

      "u married prostitut"pic.twitter.com/0qXtW5Bjca

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    5. Luci‏ @ALilHipster 5 Sep 2020
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      thats the weird dilemma for me like if my wife really wanted to get railed by some musician, i mean ok, no big dealio maybe set me up with one of the muso's hot friends, cool cool But id be kinda hoping we didnt, like we got kids dont we? we tryna build smthng for them or not?

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 5 Sep 2020
      Replying to @ALilHipster

      yeah I have no experience but would not recommend sex work x kids

      7:48 PM - 5 Sep 2020
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        2. Prose and Khans‏ @temujin9 7 Sep 2020
          Replying to @eigenrobot @ALilHipster

          good lord i would not even recommend sex jokes i once watched "being part of a sexy joke cult" almost destroy someone's custody while i was in a custody battle and a member of said cult i got custody, so it all worked out, but holy shit were there a few white knuckle moments

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 7 Sep 2020
          Replying to @temujin9 @ALilHipster

          holy shit yes cps scares me more than anything

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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