I was going to do it but better but close enough https://t.co/dpUX9OR0Ql
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You are by a trolley switch If you do nothing a train will smash into a school bus full of ADOS (crispr'd to appear white) and kill them all Pull the lever: the train will hit and kill the alien whos about to fuck your wife What is the least racist option
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I got two tweets into the shtick and just had to roll with it
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did u say ... moar wives ? ... why would anyone decline ?
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When I play my maracas they go Chick chick Chicky boom Chick chick Chicky boom
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Not sure who’s clones one could morally sell into slavery
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Never make deals with aliens. Especially if they are wearing dark suits.
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f-ck cuba. 1 ticket to alpha ceti, please!
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ON BRAND
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