I was going to do it but better but close enough https://t.co/dpUX9OR0Ql
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An alien in a dark suit and sunglasses meets you with a suitcase containing a crisp trillion dollar bill and a deed to the island of Cuba. He explains that this can be yours if you deliver a tissue sample so that clones of your wife can be made to stock Alpha Ceti 5's sex farms
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You are by a trolley switch If you do nothing a train will smash into a school bus full of ADOS (crispr'd to appear white) and kill them all Pull the lever: the train will hit and kill the alien whos about to fuck your wife What is the least racist option
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