I was going to do it but better but close enough https://t.co/dpUX9OR0Ql
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You now have a wife or husband! Hahaha no one likes men you have a wife what is the minimum amount of monthly income that you would require for you to be indifferent to her to do boring porn
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Same scenario but now--whats this? A scientist has invented a transmogrifier that transforms her into a Real Live Male for porn shoot's and reverts her when she leaves the site Do you require more or less money for her(?) to do porn now
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Same thing as question one now but its cool, your wife is just fucking vaguely humanoid aliens now
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What a twist--your wife wants you to fuck humanoid aliens for money to increase your household income and send your kids to a better child prison!
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An alien in a dark suit and sunglasses meets you with a suitcase containing a crisp trillion dollar bill and a deed to the island of Cuba. He explains that this can be yours if you deliver a tissue sample so that clones of your wife can be made to stock Alpha Ceti 5's sex farms
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You are by a trolley switch If you do nothing a train will smash into a school bus full of ADOS (crispr'd to appear white) and kill them all Pull the lever: the train will hit and kill the alien whos about to fuck your wife What is the least racist option
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