michael bay is responsible for the large number of people reconsidering their gender in these times hes not even trying to hide it
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my research indicates the powers peak every 5 years from the point of conception at 4, 9, 13, and 18. if you have 5 children spaced appropriately you gain eldritch powers.
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are you going to rename your account eigenrobot's dad jokes or something?
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always has been
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Something must be done about this. There will be consequences to so many of our youth transforming into loud BWAAAA sounds
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I'm so excited

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the night before last i felt a baby kick for the first time. wifepotat called me over to feel her stomach because babbypotat was going crazy. but it was just on the edge of perceptibility for me, so i was unsure if i was actually feeling anything.
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then, suddenly, there was a big *thwack* on my hand, as if to say "i bet you'll feel _this_" and my jaw hit the floor
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