thread of Constitutional amendments to make America better than ever
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29. A sixth branch of government is established with the aim of assassinating members of the other five branches. It's still murder but only if they get caught and only if a plebiscite decides they actually liked whoever got merked, in retrospect.
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30. California and New York are dissolved as legal entities. Everyone in California has to live in brooklyn for twenty years and everyone from New York has to live in the Bay Area. Their elected officials be branded and banished to a ranch in Utah
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31. Interstate Commerce regulation is maintained at the Wickard v Filburn standard so government can still do anything it wants, but its restricted to only apply to interstate commerce in frank zappa albums so laws have to justify themselves on grounds of affecting that somehow
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33. The Fed is abolished. We return to a gold standard. Specifically Au195
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34. Jurors shall now have the power to rule not only on the defendants guilt but on the guilt of witnesses, prosecutors, and especially the judge
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Like an actual battleship or are you using battleship as a catch-all name for any naval vessel?
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Has to be approved as a genuine battleship by a panel of real japanese naval enthusiasts
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29. Everything Christmassy is no longer allowed to be sold prior to the day after Thanksgiving
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30. dueling is now legal everywhere in the continental US and its territories and everywhere else any American might happen to be murrca
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