28. States are not eligible for representation in the electoral college unless there is a battleship named after the state in active service for three of the four years preceding the presidential election
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29. A sixth branch of government is established with the aim of assassinating members of the other five branches. It's still murder but only if they get caught and only if a plebiscite decides they actually liked whoever got merked, in retrospect.
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30. California and New York are dissolved as legal entities. Everyone in California has to live in brooklyn for twenty years and everyone from New York has to live in the Bay Area. Their elected officials be branded and banished to a ranch in Utah
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31. Interstate Commerce regulation is maintained at the Wickard v Filburn standard so government can still do anything it wants, but its restricted to only apply to interstate commerce in frank zappa albums so laws have to justify themselves on grounds of affecting that somehow
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33. The Fed is abolished. We return to a gold standard. Specifically Au195
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34. Jurors shall now have the power to rule not only on the defendants guilt but on the guilt of witnesses, prosecutors, and especially the judge
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1 I am made absolute philosopher king of the nation. 2 a council of all my weird estoeric posting friends are empowered in a council to act as kings of their designated territory. 3 ban light pollution.
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Repeal of the 16th and 17th amendments. Amendment expanding 4th and 5th amendments specifically to include emails and other digital "papers", including requiring a warrant before an ISP/email server can provide to law enforcement. Amendment outlawing/ending civil asset forfeiture
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AND THIS: No law shall embrace more than one object, which shall be clearly expressed in its title. No bill shall be altered or amended on its passage through either house so as to change its original purpose as determined by its total content and not alone by its title.
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