The intrusive thought of "god I should just get pregnant, just do it this cycle and see how it goes"
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Having a baby is really easy, you just have a small bed for it and you love it and keep it clean enough, but what I worry about is how to feed it without any mammary glands Wet nurse wolf?pic.twitter.com/IaVr1l9BYX
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Turns out "formula" is easier than getting access to a female wolf who has lost her cubs and has the maternal instincts to feed my baby. That makes this even simpler.
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Replying to @eigenrobot
Seems like the kinda luxury that's beyond my means. Maybe donated milk to supplement a mainly formula diet tho
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Replying to @WeftOfSoul
(i don't think wet nurses exist unless you're in a developing country or maybe unless you're megarich)
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