The next time you need a good pickup line go with “You’re the most interesting person here” in a tone of amused wonder It’s non threatening, flattering, and instantly makes them want to know why you think that That’s your opening don’t blow it King You’re welcome
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Replying to @kaburicrab @liminal_warmth
You gotta have a good follow up for this sort of thing
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So like, a speedy application of chloroform? Or is duct tape a better option?
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Somewhat disappointed that thread never took a dark twist. Suppose you have to balance your polls with something genuinely helpful.
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I mean I alluded to how to be evil but i dont recommend it
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