its adorable when people are in their early 20s and have determined that they know everything about sex because they had a threesome once
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doesn't describe your marriage *yet*
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daily reminder that the current bracket of 40-60 year olds do not know how to old properly.
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Just turned 60, currently following 2 rules: 1) Don’t complain, don’t be resentful or snotty. Nobody likes a grouchy old fart. 2. If you obey 1), you can be as weird as you want.
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"would you just study a little more please? after the incident with the cuttlefish kidney transplants I have exactly zero slack with the ethics review board"
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I can tell this is fake because the student promises to study harder. Ruins the verisimilitude.
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