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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Aug 2020

    Gonna be weird when debates happen Either theyll ask people about platforms and policies and people will remember to briefly pretend to care about those Or they wont and itll just be spooky as hell

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Aug 2020

        I have no idea what either candidate actually plans to do on china or taxes or trade and i dont believe that you didnt just look it up if you reply with an explanation

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Aug 2020

        Hey remember we're still at war in god knows how many middle eastern countries and Afghanistan Wonder how thats going lately

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      1. Prince-philosopher Coinaday  🤴 🧐‏ @coinaday1 28 Aug 2020
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        "Mr. Biden, would you please give us your best imitation of Mr. Obama's stump speech?" "Thank you. Mr. Trump, in your opinion, what are Mr. Biden's primary character flaws?" "Thank you both. Now we'll enter the lightning round where each candidate is given a Taser. Begin!"

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      2. fleck‏ @bittenof 28 Aug 2020
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        🙏 presidential debates using only a vocabulary of 30 unique words 🙏

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      3.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds 28 Aug 2020
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        i hope someone gives the debate questions to GPT-3s trained on biden and trump so we can see whether the answers differ at all

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      2. Jon  🔬‏ @JonnyMicro 28 Aug 2020
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        Part of me wants debates because it’s tradition and it’s a crucible the leader of the free world should pass through. The other part recognizes everyone is mostly just voting tribal at this point so the arguments are moot

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 28 Aug 2020
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        yeah i dont love that either 😬

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      1. are you in the story?‏ @Moonsoother 28 Aug 2020
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        are you in the story? Retweeted are you in the story?

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        For social distancing reasons the Trump v Biden debates are going to take place with both candidates in the booths from Win Ben Stein's Money.
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      1. dji  ☠️ nnius  🇮🇲‏ @djinnius 28 Aug 2020
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        "when"

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      1. Angular Ocean‏ @AngularOcean 28 Aug 2020
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        Politics is the art of scoring non-policy points in response to questions about policy

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